David, I have to say I’m not surprised. I recently happened upon this image and thought I should bring it to your attention.

Coincidence, I think not…

It’s a map of our lovely Cambridge, but when you connect the lines from Rob “Zombie” Love, Joe “Broke Your Car” Shaw, and Nat “Lefty” Friedman I think you’ll see something not quite so lovely. Now I’m not saying that this map is definitive evidence of a well coordinated and executed attack from certain people obviously directed at your car (look at the arrow!), but everything seems to suggest that.

My advice for now is to stay calm, lay low, while we coordinate our own blitzkrieg.